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Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 4:54 pm Post subject: Some great Hadith

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http://hadith.al-islam.com/Displa...MAGE=%DA%D1%D6+%C7%E1%CD%CF%ED%CB
Masnad Ahmad #23062

‏ ‏حدثنا ‏ ‏أبو معاوية ‏ ‏حدثنا ‏ ‏هشام بن عروة ‏ ‏عن ‏ ‏أبيه ‏ ‏عن ‏ ‏عائشة ‏ ‏قالت ‏
‏كان رسول الله ‏ ‏صلى الله عليه وسلم ‏ ‏يؤتى بالصبيان فيدعو لهم وإنه أتي بصبي فبال عليه فقال رسول الله ‏ ‏صلى الله عليه وسلم ‏ ‏صبوا عليه الماء صبا ‏

Abu Muaweya told us that Hisham bin Arwa on his Father on Aisha she said the messenger of allah PBUH would bring boys and would invite them and that a boy came and he pissed on him so the messenger PBUH said to drop water on him a heavy dropping.

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http://hadith.al-islam.com/Displa...MAGE=%DA%D1%D6+%C7%E1%CD%CF%ED%CB
Bukhari #258

‏حدثنا ‏ ‏موسى بن إسماعيل ‏ ‏قال حدثنا ‏ ‏أبو عوانة ‏ ‏حدثنا ‏ ‏الأعمش ‏ ‏عن ‏ ‏سالم بن أبي الجعد ‏ ‏عن ‏ ‏كريب ‏ ‏مولى ‏ ‏ابن عباس ‏ ‏عن ‏ ‏ابن عباس ‏ ‏عن ‏ ‏ميمونة بنت الحارث ‏ ‏قالت ‏
‏وضعت لرسول الله ‏ ‏صلى الله عليه وسلم ‏ ‏غسلا وسترته فصب على يده فغسلها مرة أو مرتين ‏ ‏قال ‏ ‏سليمان ‏ ‏لا أدري أذكر الثالثة أم لا ‏ ‏ثم أفرغ بيمينه على شماله فغسل فرجه ثم دلك يده بالأرض ‏ ‏أو بالحائط ‏ ‏ثم تمضمض واستنشق وغسل وجهه ويديه وغسل رأسه ثم صب على جسده ثم تنحى فغسل قدميه فناولته خرقة فقال بيده هكذا ولم يردها ‏

...so i covered him so he poured on his hand so he washed it one or twice suliman said I do not recall a Third or not then he emptied his right in his left and washed his anus then rubbed his hand on the floor or the wall then he gurgled then he breathed (hacked) then he washed his face and hands and washed his head then he poured on his body then he bent and washed his feet so i passed him a little towel and he did with his hand like this and he did not return it.[/quote]

The moral of this hadith is, do not touch the wall after PBUH takes his shower.

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Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 5:32 pm Post subject:

Golden showers and anal washing are the stairway to heaven! Man...you gotta be on drugs to draw any wisdom out of these retarded episodes. I actually empathise with the Quran only people, as the hadith and Sunnah are clearly insane! _________________ A little boy prayed for a bike. Then he realized God doesn't work that way so he stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. www.all-brains.blogspot.com

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Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 10:06 pm Post subject:

Those who uphold such hadith are idol worshippers _________________ And say: Truth has arrived, and Falsehood perished: for Falsehood is bound to perish. [The Quran ; 17:81]

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Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 11:12 pm Post subject:

You can understand that, seen from the position of an agnostic/atheist, you fall into the same category ? As it is, ahadith are "hear-say", but the quran is too ! You say the majority of muslims are committing "shirk", but in their eyes you'd be damned too, and quite some would try to kill you, maybe... Islam is a dangerous "religion" ! _________________ Upright is better than bent-over !

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Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 1:08 pm Post subject:

Ahmed is a murtad. He is like the Murtads that Abu bakr attacked and killed because although they wanted to remain muslim, they did not want to pay jizya to meccans who relied on meccan hadith to establish dominance. The war against the guys like Ahmed was called the "Redda Wars", the war of apostasy.

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Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 3:44 pm Post subject:

Baal wrote:

Ahmed is a murtad. He is like the Murtads that Abu bakr attacked and killed because although they wanted to remain muslim, they did not want to pay jizya to meccans who relied on meccan hadith to establish dominance.

The war against the guys like Ahmed was called the "Redda Wars", the war of apostasy.

Idiot baal

there should be no jizya for any Muslims, those during abu bakr were aostates who were involved in treachey, i.e. they were enemies

now for calling me murtad, this is laughable, pal, firstly during Abu bakr time there was no hadith to the prophet, the hadith books were invented at least 150 years after the prophet died

also mister confused, why don't you prove your alegation that i'm muratd using the Quran, can you do that instead of acting like a bitch?
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Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 6:48 pm Post subject:

Baal wrote:

Thats why I told him twice already, that he is on the way to real apostacy !

And most other muslims would already call him a murtad now !

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Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 7:13 pm Post subject:

HomoErectus wrote:

Baal wrote:

Thats why I told him twice already, that he is on the way to real apostacy !

And most other muslims would already call him a murtad now !

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hmmm

I guess you need to shove baal along with all such muslims up your arse, would you like to see it in a movie to practise?
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Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 11:17 pm Post subject:

Its always refreshing to see a grown up guy still holding on to juvenile nonsense so hard... Tell me about movies... You'd be entering my domain... but I'm in serious business, not this kiddie-stuff ! You could become a serious story ! A guy desperately holding on to his forefathers belief, fighting for it day by day, a soldier of this belief, and fighting for it makes him research, and doing this he finds out quite some "inconsistencies" within this belief, and gradually comes to critcizing and dismissing certain parts of his belief, until - first playingly, he acts the apostate, using all the knowledge he has aqquired, but now to "beat" his old brothers, still hanging on to the faults and mistakes, even using some of the apostates, or atheists arguments... now, criticizing these orthodox believers, he automatically becomes their enemy, and they start to fight him, by all means, he is being declared a murtad, and the "real" believers start to chase him, which the guy [our protagonist] can not accept, he fights back, also by all means, and it comes to a final showdown... the former friends have their deadly fight, in which our protagonist, although deadly wounded, forgives his old friend and spares his life... he dies in some lonely corner, whispering: "now, common, let me see this place called hell !" I mean, this is just a quick shot, but we can enlarge this picture, make any changes, as we like... _________________ Upright is better than bent-over !

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Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:59 am Post subject:

AhmedBahgat wrote:

Baal wrote:

It might be zakat to you, but it felt like jizya to them. Learn to see things from the others perspective every now and then.

Second, there was no koran either, it was all hadith, it was all he said she said.

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