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Baal

Some great Hadith

Quote:
http://hadith.al-islam.com/Displa...MAGE=%DA%D1%D6+%C7%E1%CD%CF%ED%CB
Masnad Ahmad #23062


‏ ‏حدثنا ‏ ‏أبو معاوية ‏ ‏حدثنا ‏ ‏هشام بن عروة ‏ ‏عن ‏ ‏أبيه ‏ ‏عن ‏ ‏عائشة ‏ ‏قالت ‏
‏كان رسول الله ‏ ‏صلى الله عليه وسلم ‏ ‏يؤتى بالصبيان فيدعو لهم وإنه أتي بصبي فبال عليه فقال رسول الله ‏ ‏صلى الله عليه وسلم ‏ ‏صبوا عليه الماء صبا ‏

Abu Muaweya told us that Hisham bin Arwa on his Father on Aisha she said the messenger of allah PBUH would bring boys and would invite them and that a boy came and he pissed on him so the messenger PBUH said to drop water on him a heavy dropping.


 
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http://hadith.al-islam.com/Displa...MAGE=%DA%D1%D6+%C7%E1%CD%CF%ED%CB
Bukhari #258

‏حدثنا ‏ ‏موسى بن إسماعيل ‏ ‏قال حدثنا ‏ ‏أبو عوانة ‏ ‏حدثنا ‏ ‏الأعمش ‏ ‏عن ‏ ‏سالم بن أبي الجعد ‏ ‏عن ‏ ‏كريب ‏ ‏مولى ‏ ‏ابن عباس ‏ ‏عن ‏ ‏ابن عباس ‏ ‏عن ‏ ‏ميمونة بنت الحارث ‏ ‏قالت ‏
‏وضعت لرسول الله ‏ ‏صلى الله عليه وسلم ‏ ‏غسلا وسترته فصب على يده فغسلها مرة أو مرتين ‏ ‏قال ‏ ‏سليمان ‏ ‏لا أدري أذكر الثالثة أم لا ‏ ‏ثم أفرغ بيمينه على شماله فغسل فرجه ثم دلك يده بالأرض ‏ ‏أو بالحائط ‏ ‏ثم تمضمض واستنشق وغسل وجهه ويديه وغسل رأسه ثم صب على جسده ثم تنحى فغسل قدميه فناولته خرقة فقال بيده هكذا ولم يردها ‏

...so i covered him so he poured on his hand so he washed it one or twice suliman said I do not recall a Third or not then he emptied his right in his left and washed his anus then rubbed his hand on the floor or the wall then he gurgled then he breathed (hacked) then he washed his face and hands and washed his head then he poured on his body then he bent and washed his feet so i passed him a little towel and he did with his hand like this and he did not return it.[/quote]

The moral of this hadith is, do not touch the wall after PBUH takes his shower.
All_Brains

Golden showers and anal washing are the stairway to heaven!

Man...you gotta be on drugs to draw any wisdom out of these retarded episodes.

I actually empathise with the Quran only people, as the hadith and Sunnah are clearly insane!
AhmedBahgat

Those who uphold such hadith are idol worshippers
HomoErectus

You can understand that, seen from the position of an agnostic/atheist, you fall into the same category ?

As it is, ahadith are "hear-say", but the quran is too !

You say the majority of muslims are committing "shirk", but in their eyes you'd be damned too, and quite some would try to kill you, maybe...

Islam is a dangerous "religion" !
Baal

Ahmed is a murtad. He is like the Murtads that Abu bakr attacked and killed because although they wanted to remain muslim, they did not want to pay jizya to meccans who relied on meccan hadith to establish dominance.

The war against the guys like Ahmed was called the "Redda Wars", the war of apostasy.
AhmedBahgat

Baal wrote:
Ahmed is a murtad. He is like the Murtads that Abu bakr attacked and killed because although they wanted to remain muslim, they did not want to pay jizya to meccans who relied on meccan hadith to establish dominance.

The war against the guys like Ahmed was called the "Redda Wars", the war of apostasy.



Idiot baal

there should be no jizya for any Muslims, those during abu bakr were aostates who were involved in treachey, i.e. they were enemies

now for calling me murtad,  this is laughable, pal, firstly during Abu bakr time there was no hadith to the prophet, the hadith books were invented at least 150 years after the prophet died

also mister confused, why don't you prove your alegation that i'm muratd using the Quran, can you do that instead of acting like a bitch?
HomoErectus

Baal wrote:
Ahmed is a murtad. He is like the Murtads that Abu bakr attacked and killed because although they wanted to remain muslim, they did not want to pay jizya to meccans who relied on meccan hadith to establish dominance.

The war against the guys like Ahmed was called the "Redda Wars", the war of apostasy.



Thats why I told him twice already, that he is on the way to real apostacy !
Very Happy

And most other muslims would already call him a murtad now !

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AhmedBahgat

HomoErectus wrote:
Baal wrote:
Ahmed is a murtad. He is like the Murtads that Abu bakr attacked and killed because although they wanted to remain muslim, they did not want to pay jizya to meccans who relied on meccan hadith to establish dominance.

The war against the guys like Ahmed was called the "Redda Wars", the war of apostasy.



Thats why I told him twice already, that he is on the way to real apostacy !
Very Happy

And most other muslims would already call him a murtad now !

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hmmm

I guess you need to shove baal along with all such muslims up your arse, would you like to see it in a movie to practise?
HomoErectus

Its always refreshing to see a grown up guy still holding on to juvenile nonsense so hard...  Very Happy

Tell me about movies... Rolling Eyes

You'd be entering my domain...
but I'm in serious business, not this kiddie-stuff !

You could become a serious story !

A guy desperately holding on to his forefathers belief, fighting for it day by day, a soldier of this belief, and fighting for it makes him research, and doing this he finds out quite some "inconsistencies" within this belief, and gradually comes to critcizing and dismissing certain parts of his belief, until - first playingly, he acts the apostate, using all the knowledge he has aqquired, but now to "beat" his old brothers, still hanging on to the faults and mistakes, even using some of the apostates, or atheists arguments...
now, criticizing these orthodox believers, he automatically becomes their enemy, and they start to fight him, by all means, he is being declared a murtad, and the "real" believers start to chase him, which the guy [our protagonist] can not accept, he fights back, also by all means, and it comes to a final showdown... the former friends have their deadly fight, in which our protagonist, although deadly wounded, forgives his old friend and spares his life... he dies in some lonely corner, whispering: "now, common, let me see this place called hell !"

I mean, this is just a quick shot, but we can enlarge this picture, make any changes, as we like...
Shocked
Baal

AhmedBahgat wrote:
Baal wrote:
Ahmed is a murtad. He is like the Murtads that Abu bakr attacked and killed because although they wanted to remain muslim, they did not want to pay jizya to meccans who relied on meccan hadith to establish dominance.

The war against the guys like Ahmed was called the "Redda Wars", the war of apostasy.



Idiot baal

there should be no jizya for any Muslims, those during abu bakr were aostates who were involved in treachey, i.e. they were enemies

now for calling me murtad,  this is laughable, pal, firstly during Abu bakr time there was no hadith to the prophet, the hadith books were invented at least 150 years after the prophet died

also mister confused, why don't you prove your alegation that i'm muratd using the Quran, can you do that instead of acting like a bitch?

It might be zakat to you, but it felt like jizya to them. Learn to see things from the others perspective every now and then.

Second, there was no koran either, it was all hadith, it was all he said she said.
BMZ

AhmedBahgat wrote:
Those who uphold such hadith are idol worshippers


Hello, Ahmed,

Looks like Baal was strictly a hadith-practising Muslim before he became an ex-Muslim? Do you think so? lol!

Salaams
BMZ
AhmedBahgat

BMZ wrote:
AhmedBahgat wrote:
Those who uphold such hadith are idol worshippers


Hello, Ahmed,

Looks like Baal was strictly a hadith-practising Muslim before he became an ex-Muslim? Do you think so? lol!

Salaams
BMZ


Salam mate

Of course, that is if he was a Muslim before, I doubt that he is an ex muslim

Take care mate
BMZ

Baal wrote:
Ahmed is a murtad. He is like the Murtads that Abu bakr attacked and killed because although they wanted to remain muslim, they did not want to pay jizya to meccans who relied on meccan hadith to establish dominance.

The war against the guys like Ahmed was called the "Redda Wars", the war of apostasy.


lol! But Ahmed, I believe, is paying a hefty Jizya in Australia. When I sent my son for studies in Australia, they deducted Jizya but when  we pointed out that the money was maent for his studies, Jizya was waived off but no refund was made.  Laughing

BMZ
BMZ

AhmedBahgat wrote:
BMZ wrote:
AhmedBahgat wrote:
Those who uphold such hadith are idol worshippers


Hello, Ahmed,

Looks like Baal was strictly a hadith-practising Muslim before he became an ex-Muslim? Do you think so? lol!

Salaams
BMZ


Salam mate

Of course, that is if he was a Muslim before, I doubt that he is an ex muslim

Take care mate


Salaams, Ahmed

I suspect Baal is a Christian Arab.

Cheers
BMZ
AhmedBahgat

BMZ wrote:
AhmedBahgat wrote:
BMZ wrote:
AhmedBahgat wrote:
Those who uphold such hadith are idol worshippers


Hello, Ahmed,

Looks like Baal was strictly a hadith-practising Muslim before he became an ex-Muslim? Do you think so? lol!

Salaams
BMZ


Salam mate

Of course, that is if he was a Muslim before, I doubt that he is an ex muslim

Take care mate


Salaams, Ahmed

I suspect Baal is a Christian Arab.

Cheers
BMZ


Salam mate

I suspect that is an atheist arab

Cheers
Baal

BMZ wrote:
AhmedBahgat wrote:
BMZ wrote:
AhmedBahgat wrote:
Those who uphold such hadith are idol worshippers


Hello, Ahmed,

Looks like Baal was strictly a hadith-practising Muslim before he became an ex-Muslim? Do you think so? lol!

Salaams
BMZ


Salam mate

Of course, that is if he was a Muslim before, I doubt that he is an ex muslim

Take care mate


Salaams, Ahmed

I suspect Baal is a Christian Arab.

Cheers
BMZ

Suspect. That is a choice word for people living in cults BMZ. Everything is a conspiracy. Everyone wants to hurt you. Nothing is your fault or the fault of the focus of your protection. Everybody is a suspect. That is a dark room you dig yourself into when all you have to do is open a window.

Just ask me what am I and I will tell. What is this suspecting business.
Anti-Jihad

BMZ wrote:
Baal wrote:
Ahmed is a murtad. He is like the Murtads that Abu bakr attacked and killed because although they wanted to remain muslim, they did not want to pay jizya to meccans who relied on meccan hadith to establish dominance.

The war against the guys like Ahmed was called the "Redda Wars", the war of apostasy.


lol! But Ahmed, I believe, is paying a hefty Jizya in Australia. When I sent my son for studies in Australia, they deducted Jizya but when  we pointed out that the money was maent for his studies, Jizya was waived off but no refund was made.  Laughing

BMZ


Why did you want me to join answering FFI ?
BMZ

Anti-Jihad wrote:
BMZ wrote:
Baal wrote:
Ahmed is a murtad. He is like the Murtads that Abu bakr attacked and killed because although they wanted to remain muslim, they did not want to pay jizya to meccans who relied on meccan hadith to establish dominance.

The war against the guys like Ahmed was called the "Redda Wars", the war of apostasy.


lol! But Ahmed, I believe, is paying a hefty Jizya in Australia. When I sent my son for studies in Australia, they deducted Jizya but when  we pointed out that the money was maent for his studies, Jizya was waived off but no refund was made.  Laughing

BMZ


Why did you want me to join answering FFI ?


Oh! Here you are. Why did you write an evasive reply at answeringFFI? I never asked you to join that site. I just wanted you there to ask you a few questions. Will you get back there and answer all the questions that I asked?

FFI is a cesspool full of Sub-Continental Hindu Indians. Every Indian Muslim coming there cannot be BMZ.  You asked for a proof and I gave you one. Why do you lie?  Laughing

BMZ
Pazuzu bin Hanbi

Some WEIRD ones I found, including evidence of paganistic tendencies:

Sahih Bukhari wrote:
Merits of the Helpers in Madinah (Ansaar) - Volume 5 - Book 58:
170.  Narrated Jabir bin 'Abdullah:

When the Ka'ba was rebuilt, the Prophet and 'Abbas went to carry stones. 'Abbas said to the Prophet "(Take off and) put your waist sheet over your neck so that the stones may not hurt you." (But as soon as he took off his waist sheet) he fell unconscious on the ground with both his eyes towards the sky. When he came to his senses, he said, "My waist sheet! My waist sheet!" Then he tied his waist sheet (round his waist).

Sahih Bukhari wrote:
Merits of the Helpers in Madinah (Ansaar) - Volume 5 - Book 58:
272.  Narrated 'Aisha:

Originally, two Rakat were prescribed in every prayer. When the Prophet migrated (to Medina) four Rakat were enjoined, while the journey prayer remained unchanged(i.e. two Rakat).

Sahih Bukhari wrote:
Merits of the Helpers in Madinah (Ansaar) - Volume 5 - Book 58:
280.  Narrated 'Abdullah bin Abbas:

The Prophet used to keep his hair falling loose while the pagans used to part their hair, and the People of the Scriptures used to keep their hair falling loose, and the Prophet liked to follow the People of the Scriptures in matters about which he had not been instructed differently, but later on the Prophet started parting his hair.
HomoErectus

Well, look at this one...  its REVEALING, really !

Quote:

Sahih Bukhari V7 B62 #33 wrote:

The Prophet said, "After me I have not left any affliction more harmful to men than women."


Meaning WHAT ?

HE [muhammad] is THE most harmful affliction to men !

and "AFTER" him, the women are "most harmful"...


and another one which also made me lmao...

here we have the "wonderful" explanation for menstruation !!!!!


Quote:

Tabari I:280 wrote:

"Allah said, ‘It is My obligation to make Eve bleed once every month as she made this tree bleed.

I must also make Eve stupid, although I created her intelligent.'

Because Allah afflicted Eve, all of the women of this world menstruate and are stupid."




I mean is this for REAL ?????

I thought I'd fall off my chair upon the "encounter" with this text !!!


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